Alien Grasshoppers

This variety of alien insect inhabiting planet PX3-119, is called Alianis weirdicocus, but is more commonly referred to as the Alien Grasshopper. This critter can grow to 9 feet long and weight up to 3000 tons. Its unusual weight is thought to be due to its diet of the heavy metal Bigingut, which it is has been sighted ingesting along with its typical prey of Volkswagen beetles. The Alien Grasshopper is a non-aggressive species unlike its distant cousin the earth grasshopper, which is known to attack peoples toes as they sleep or watch TV. It is important to remember however that these gentle giants are prone to illogical fits of loneliness and may seek your company. Whatever you do, do not ignore them! Ignoring an Alien Grasshopper will only encourage it to make its mating call. Mating calls made by this monstrous creature can cause severe inner ear scarring or even paralysis.